Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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