Im at strip club and am horny
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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