He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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