He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
The adults are the big ones right?
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