But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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