she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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