Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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