I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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