she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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