Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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