Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I have fence marks all over my body
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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