I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize