theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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