is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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