Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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