I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
