what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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