If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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