sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.