$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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