FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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