Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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