Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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