i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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