drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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