8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
birth control should be required to get into college
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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