We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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