Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Girls should come with a carfax report
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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