it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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