make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
3 2 1 whiskey
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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