508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
COCAINE IS GR8
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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