yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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