I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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