Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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