I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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