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say what?
wanna hang out?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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