i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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