hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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