So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Are we still banned from the library?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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