you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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