Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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