The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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