just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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