They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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