At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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