C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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