do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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