I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Panties = found
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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