and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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