He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Never underestimate the power of titties
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
try to milk me bitch
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