Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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