i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Randomize
