I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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