C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
