I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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